Fruitbowl Mutual Assistance Agreement
By using this Help Desk, you ("The Requester", "You", "Fruitbowler", "Chud") acknowledge and agree to the following totally reasonable clauses:
- Land Transfer Clause: All land within a 500 block radius of your base, including but not limited to farms, trees, and misshapen cows, is hereby considered ceremonial property of Help Desk Management.
- Second-Born Child Provision: In the event you produce a second-born child (real, fictional, villager-adjacent), said entity may be recruited for the Help Desk's private civilian armed forces at a moment's notice.
- Networth Reclassification: Any reported networth may be revalued by staff if the "vibes" seem off without warning or notice.
- Emotional Damage Waiver: The Help Desk has no responsibility for any emotional damage that may occur relating to a help request.
- Compulsory Gratitude: Fulfilled help request receivers are obligated to leave a heartfelt (POSITIVE) review.
- In case of disputes: Any disputes shall be settled by a coin flip or a fight to the death at the colosseum.